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Lid'l
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Banana Sundae
For: Kathinja
Warnings: Maybe a bit OOCness and a lot of AUness. And Chaos. And bananas.
Characters belong to their respective owners. I claim nothing and wash my hands in innocence! *whistles and hides*
Alexander x Tobias
Alexander blinked slowly as he observed the fair-haired youngster. Tobias had been staring back at him for over a length of seven minutes now. The Peace Keeper checked his pocket watch, clicking it open with one deft, trained move before slipping it back into his pocket. Seven minutes and thirty-three seconds, to be exact. They had locked eyes at some point and they had only moved to blink for those seven minutes and thirty-three seconds. It had to be a new record, Alexander reckoned, even though he wasn’t making a contest out of it. It would be quite useless to see who would be able to stare the longest. What good would come out of it? That is why he had checked his watch to see how much time had passed. He had all the time in the world, but the people around him did not.
The bar was crowded, filled to the brim with others. It had Alexander’s heart pound, though he wasn’t completely sure why. Was he excited because of the many stories that had gathered at the establishment? Was it the music, so cleverly played by the band ‘Loclaren’s Caravan’? Was it the rowdy laughter of a skirt-chasing pirate captain and his mute cheerleader as they checked out the girls? Or did it have something to do with the clear liquid Caden had made him consume, insisting that it was ‘good fun’?
The Peacekeeper took of his glasses and rubbed at his eyes, checking to see if his briefcase was still next to him, tucked safely away at the window side of the small booth they were occupying. It was still there. And when he looked up, Tobias was still there too, in the exact position he had been before. He had only moved to blink. It was an intriguing sight to Alexander. Why did the young man not move? Why did he not speak? There was such merrymaking around him, how could he not be affected?
Fascinated with this question, Alexander bent over the table to look more closely at the young man categorised as ‘cute’ by human standards, when someone stumbled into his back and send him scrambling forward, over the table. He managed to catch himself on the edges of the table, but not before his lips were firmly planted on Tobias’. They stared at each other for a second, the latter not moving save to blink. Alexander ran the situation through his mind and concluded that the action at hand was labelled as ‘kissing’, something lovers did to express their affection for one another. Tobias tasted like bananas and vanilla ice-cream.
How odd, Alexander thought to himself as he sat back down and got his notebook out, all the while oblivious to the apologies a stressed out mechanic-for-hire was making (“I’m so sorry! It wasn’t the Creator’s fault! She didn’t push me out of the way. I tripped, I swear! I’m sorry!”) and writing his findings down in his notebook.
If one stares into another man’s eyes for seven minutes and thirty-three seconds, their mouth tastes like bananas and ice-cream. What will happen if one will stare into another man’s eyes for ten minutes? Alexander mulled the possibilities over in his mind. Maybe strawberry?
Caden x Tobias
There wasn’t enough alcohol in the world to get him through this one. He’d just gone out for drinks with a few guys from the Hidden Sanctuary board (Alaister had a gig, so he decided to humour the old goat and take a look. How he had ended up with the twin Blade Masters and an insanely cheerful muzen was beyond him), when disaster struck. Happy hour.
Fugue had never been one for alcohol. The twins knew it and had taken advantage of it by making him try all kinds of drinks. They had done a drinking game until Fugue’s sentences had become incoherent, giggling madly about small things like kettles and shoelaces. Caden had decided he would take on his friend’s turns during the game as well, seeing Fugue was in no state of more alcohol consumption, threatening to pass out on the lap of a scowling monk (who in turn had a hard time straightening out a loudmouth redhead with a scary face).
Somehow, Caden had gotten himself into a position where he could only chose ‘dare’ out of the ‘truth or dare’ options. And the ‘dare’ had been to try and woe either one of the seemingly oblivious, handsome men sitting in the booth by the window. Caden had not particularly cared for making a move on anyone tonight, but Alexis and Xander had been very insistent about it. So to stop them from nagging at him the rest of the night, the phlinx decided to humour them. He got up from his bar stool and side-stepped in time to avoid a flailing human, pushed around by a woman who called herself the Creator.
An unfortunate collision resulted in a most peculiar sight: the two men’s lips locking. It made Caden laugh. Especially since the dark-haired one of the pair whipped out a notebook right away and started jabbing at it with a feather quill. The other remained sitting just as before, a beautiful fair-haired doll that could only blink. It made Caden wonder if there was anything going on in that pretty little head at all. He stalked the distance between them and leaned down, into Tobias. Placing one hand in the youth’s neck for support, Caden kissed his lips and read him, the information entering his brain with a shock: Tobias. Phlinx (!) Has a master named Nisha. Is wearing white silken underwear. With a start Caden pulled away from him. That last bit he didn’t need to know.
Tobias was unfazed after the kiss. He just sat and blinked. Caden tilted his head, looking back and forth between Tobias and the twins. The Blade Masters both shook their heads, even though Xander wouldn’t have been able to see his performance. Which meant he had lost. Damn. But at least he’d get another drink out of it.
Banana x Tobias
He had wanted the boy ever since he had laid eyes on him. That supple mouth, those pink lips. He was smitten with Tobias as he watched him from the counter. The boy had not moved from his spot ever since entering the bar. He had only blinked. But there it was, oh such glorious and subtle movement in him! Lips parting just the slightest bit, he thought he could see a delicious pink tongue swipe at those pouty lips.
Oh, how he longed to be there, sliding in and out, in and out of the warm cavern of his mouth. He would fully explore and possess every crevice of that delicious mouth and push himself in as far as he could go. Being suckled upon was his greatest wish, the pinnacle of his life. It made him harden and stand upright.
More and more people joined them in the small bar and it didn’t take long before he was ordered to the table. Covered in white cream and decorated with two balls of vanilla ice-cream, he had ended up in front of his love. Would his dream come true? Would he be eaten by the one he desired most? Would he stuff Tobias’ face with his essence and leave an expression of rapture on the boy’s face as he slid down his throat?
The banana could only hope so. It was going to be a beautiful night~ <3
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Kathinja
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:40 pm |
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AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LID'L
LOLING FOREVER. THANK YOU FOR THAT!
Tobias: ...I don't understand these stories. |
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:14 pm |
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| Rofl! That was awesome. I have to say my favorite bit was the banana part. Truly wonderful butterfly. |
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:58 am |
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Lidy. You. Are. GOD! xD
Seriously, the banana.... wtf?! xD *can't stop laughing*
You've proven once again that your pretty little head can turn EVERYTHING into a story.... brilliant!! <3 *dances*
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Lid'l
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:56 am |
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@Kathinja: Lol - no thank you for inspiring me to write such crack!
@wept: I should write about a cucumber wanting to defile Caden next . . . ohoho!
@Wybs: Such is in the job description of a pervert!
I liked writing this. I had wanted to put more board characters in, but I lacked time and space, since I wanted to keep it short and sweet. The next parody will feature other characters (like Orion and Taern and Caitllean <3) Maybe I should do a Blade Master slumber party! HA!
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:25 am |
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Caden: *blanches* A cucumber...but I'm a top.
Me: That has yet to be decided. |
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:44 am |
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Lid'l
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:41 am |
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Aim in yur brainz, defiling yur karakters.
And bananas are always horny, dear. Didn't you know? It's the curse of being phallic-shaped.
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:11 pm |
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Wow. You actually managed to make me drown my keyboard in tea. After half-drinking it. I'm really glad work at IT, otherwise it would've been pretty embarassing. XD
But this is sublime! And very sexy! And frrrruity~!
I likes it~ ^^d
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